So it seems Ms. Faux does nothing but poop because she looooooooooves this product. The fact is there is nothing Ms. Faux hates more than a bad smell in her house. Also she likes to make her guests feel welcome. And while... well... everyone poops that is the primary reason Ms. Faux likes this product. Also the reason I'm featuring it in my Holiday Gift Ideas, it strikes me as the type of product that you may not buy yourself but honestly if given it, you will use it. At that point it becomes like crack. You can't imagine your life before it. So buy some crack here for the stuff emitting from your crack. Too much? Not enough? See below... Behold...
Poo-Pourri - $9.99 at Ulta.com
What is it? According to Ulta.com...
Spritz the Bowl Before You Go and No One Else Will Ever Know! Poo~Pourri's secret formula works by creating a barrier on the water's surface-trapping odor before it begins! Liberate yourself from bathroom odor, from inhibiting worries and from harmful ingredients. Contains no harsh chemicals, no parabens, no phthalates, no aerosols and no formaldehyde-ALL stink-fightin' good stuff! Up to 100 uses.
What does Ms. Faux think?
Well they told you how it works, and Ms. Faux is telling you that... IT WORKS! Also... Ulta carries it in four scents (original citrus, rosey cheeks, vanilla mint & lavender vanilla), however there is a plethora of scents at PooPourri.com.
Seriously though... Get this. Never have house guests feel awkward again. Treat yourself to an almost spalike poop. Bonus: It makes a great stocking stuffer.
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