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Monday, April 6, 2015

I Believe the Children Are Our Future, But In This Case They Dumb As Hell.

Product Review:  Nip + Fab De-Stress Blend

HIT OR MISS???




My dear friend Janet, Ms. Jackson if you nasty (disclaimer: not her real name but I will protect anonymity) and I both work in a very much male dominated industry.  In this industry we have typically found the women (with some noted exceptions) to be amazing and supportive and the men (with some noted exceptions) to be, shall we say, developmentally stunted, emotionally vapid, predatory and mentally unstable just to name a few of their obvious flaws.


We also watch as a young crop walk right in and fall right in the dead falls of these male freaks (for lack of a better word).  We felt it was our duty as women to help guide the younger through those tough early years.

I was fortunate, I had a couple of dudes (a couple of the exceptions) that helped guide me through this house of horror and walked away with only one mistake under my belt.  But FauxPrah ain't braggin'.  That mistake was a doozie.  Counts for at least 5 1/2 I think.  One for every dumb year FauxPrah committed to it.  Not all of them can be Steadmans, right my sista Oprah?




Anyway... so FauxPrah understand the youth have to traverse this world.  Sistas, the struggle is real.




So FauxPrah just looked into a recommendation of a young blogger.  It was Nip + Fab's De-Stress Blend $16.95 + Free Shipping @ Amazon.com.



Like I said, I do believe the children are our future, but they must be out their damn minds with this one.  Do yourself a favor.  Go to a hotel and just steal some bath gel and lotion off the cart.  They likely be better than what I just put on my skin.  Gonna take another bath just to get rid of it.

That's a joke.  It is usable, but not worth $16.95.  Probably gonna throw it in my bag when I go on my next trip so if I lose it I don't really care.

It claims to have calming Frankincense, Orange Blossom & Sandalwood notes.  Three of my favorite notes as a matter of fact which is why I tried it.  It smelled like dollar store bath gel which is why I say steal from the hotel.  Hell you could even steal from a Motel 6 and it would probably be better.

Can't win 'em all.  They'll learn.



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