COSMETIC CAGEMATCH!!!
In this corner, weighing in at 13.5 fluid ounces and $5.69 at Target, Nivea In Shower Body Lotion. Ooooh gurl, it's on sale at Target. Usually $5.99.
And in this corner, weighing in at 8.4 ounces and $32.95 at Lush USA, Ro's Argan Body Conditioner. Oooooh a little pricey but ethical, vegetarian, pet friendly and all other good things.
Round 1: Probably the go to for Fauxprah is that with Lush you always know they gonna be pet friendly, but check out Nivea's Pet Testing Policy, neither do they and at a fraction of a price you know Fauxprah gonna be countin' dem pennies ya'll. First Round goes to Nivea.
Round 2: Not only pet friendly, Lush also be ethical in so many other ways including charity, ethical campaigns and is eco-friendly. Round Two decisive going to Lush. Nivea's on the ropes.
Round 3: The smell, both pleasant. Ro's has a hint of, you guessed it... rose! And Fauxprah do love to be smellin' like the rose she is. Nivea however is just as lovely with a wonderful clean scent. Round 3 is a draw.
Round 4: Ro's is like buttah. My skin is soooooooo soft. And you do know that Fauxprah's skin be a little dry, especially in these cold Chicago winters. Nivea is super duper moisturizing as well, but not as much. Round 4: Ro's, but Nivea is coming back.
Round 5: At a 1/3 more product and a fraction of the price, no one can beat Nivea's price point. Hollah! Broke gurls need to get skin love to. (Meant to sound dirty, because Fauxprah be a dirty girl) Round 5: Nivea
Round 6: Lush done won itself a prestigious award 2012 Winner of the Best New Product at the Australian Business Awards. Round 6: Ro's
Round 7: Nivea is easily found at all Walgreens, CVS, Target... You know. All the places. Round 7: Nivea
Round 8: Lush comes in one of their lovely black pots that not only can you get every last ounce of product out of, you can recycling in their previously mentioned Recycling Program and getchyoself a free face mask. Round 8: Ro's
And that is the end of the match. After a unanimous decision... Ms. Fauxprah ya'll... the winner is...
IT'S A DRAW!
Miss Fauxprah do recommend though ya'll Nivea for day to day and Ro's for those special Sunday pampering nights. Gotta watch those penties, but also gotta love yoself. In the words of the immortal bard, Rupaul...
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