January 3rd: Suck Less: Where There's a William, There's a Way by William Belli

If you are in the market for a ridiculous and hilarious book to read and love drag queens as much as I do, then look no further.  It is William Belli's new book, "Suck Less: Where There's a Willam, There's a Way."  $12.99 for Kindle or $12.98 for Paperback at Amazon.com.  You can also find it on iTunes for $12.99 for the Book or $17.95 for the Audiobook.

What is it?

Well according to Amazon.com, but based on how it is written, I'm guessing this came straight from William herself...

The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: where there's a Willam, there's a way.

But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can SUCK LESS at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special, secret fag- swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session.

With a foreword from Neil Patrick Harris.

Who is William Belli?

Well according to wikipedia.com...: 

Willam Belli (born June 30, 1982) often referred to as simply Willam, is an American actor, drag queen, model, reality television personality, recording artist and author, who is known for his recurring role as transgender woman Cherry Peck in Ryan Murphy's medicial drama Nip/Tuck and for being a contestant on the fourth season of RuPaul's Drag Race, for which he remains the only contestant ever disqualified from the series. In addition to acting, Belli found viral success with his music video parodies "Chow Down" and "Boy Is a Bottom" with his Los Angeles drag queen pop trio, DWV. However, the group split in June 2014, because of a personal conflict among the groupmates.

So how did he get booted from Drag Race... from William's own mouth, his boyfriend found him and came by to bang him out.  The show itself apparently forbids contestants from outside contact.

It is sad really because though I didn't quite get him completely on the show, William is without a doubt one of my favorite drag queens to come from there.  He is hilarious, irreverent and always up for a good time.  If you are however slightly squeamish or up for a laugh, he is probably not your cup of tea.

What did Ms. Faux think?

Well as I mentioned, I love William.  Her twisted sense of humor and silliness just appeals to me, but I do understand it is not for everyone.  But if you have ever wanted a drag queen to help tell you how to be a woman (Ms. Faux is raising her hand) then this is the book for you.

However if you find the statement below funny...

Then GET THIS BOOK.  Get it now.  Also.... this is one of the tamer quotes that I'm willing to put in.  Gentlemen you to.  William even teaches you how to tuck.

Seriously... hers is the best in the business.  Well maybe also Carmen Carrera.  But for real, this is a book that I could not put down.  It his funny and you get some tips along the way.  And keeping it 100%... William is gorgeous.  One of the prettiest ladies in the business, but more than that she is hella funny and can laugh at herself as much as anyone else.

Get this book now.